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That's what I'm always afraid of, that some undiscovered spider lays eggs in my room, and then they all come out… And this one seems to be huge… *shiver*
This is nothing…when my dad was in Vietnam he fell asleep in his Rain Poncho while he was out watching guard post. He woke up with his arm burning and stinging. He pulled his poncho up and his arm looked like that ceiling, covered with babies spiders that had JUST hatched in his poncho. He was rushed to med. with a 104 fever. He spent 4 days in recovery. So yeah, this picture scares the sh** out of me.
There are two options in this situation… Flame thrower, or grenade. Because there isn't a can of bug spray in the world, big enough to take on that task.
Your name says it all Jerk Head,," I can tell by the pixels my ar*e" , get over yourself, you would not be able to tell by the pixels if it was done properly, have you not heard of resampling, and auto interlacing, you sir are a total plank ! There is one like you on every post board trying to make out you are a all seeing expect in the art of photo shopping. I wish planks like you would just accept a post for what it is instead of trying to show off!!!
Your name says it all Jerk Head,,” I can tell by the pixels my ar*e” , get over yourself, you would not be able to tell by the pixels if it was done properly, have you not heard of resampling, and auto interlacing, you sir are a total plank ! There is one like you on every post board trying to make out you are a all seeing expect in the art of photo shopping. I wish planks like you would just accept a post for what it is instead of trying to show off!!!”
Did you stop to think that he was being facetious maybe? You sir, are an idiot. Trying to one up and show off on something that was a joke makes you look like an ass. Congrats!
You see, the invention of the flamethrower means that someone someday said "I wan't to burn the shit out of those people over there, but I'm too far away to do it"
Once, I arrived home and there was a wild animal on my bed. It was the scariest day of my life.
I opened the bedroom door and there it was. It was an ugly wild animal. And it was so fast that my naked girlfriend was caught by surprise, while she was sleeping.
What if you were up there about to take a picture and it jumped on your face and all the babies started running into every corner of the house. Muhahah. Sleep well my pretties.
Wow… You really don't get that he was joking, do you? Here's a tip to save your blood pressure: Whenever someone says "I can tell by the pixels," they aren't being serious. It's a recurring joke on countless forums all over the internet.
Incidentally, "plank" seems like a fun word to use an an insult. I'm going to try it out. You should try Valium.
reminds me of my pet spider chomper when i was a child… dad sprayed him again a wall in the garage with silocon spray and smooshed him with a hammer… he's still there a martyr to his fellow spiders (my dad's a pussy and is scared of spiders and he was in the special forces the goon lol)
use carb cleaner from an auto store like autozone, I use it on hornets it kills them almost instantly, better than any wasp spray should also work on spiders.
For someone who has been eaten alive by thousands of baby spiders in a hay loft at a very young age – this is a nightmare……have tried to get help with this phobia but it has failed. I admire people who can look at these creatures with affection….but this is enough to make me ill.
Yeh its a huntsman spider, you get them all the time in the house, they tend not to bite and i dont belive they are dangerous to humans. My old Gf was always trying to smash them up with a news paper or something, but they are good to have around cause they eat all the cockroaches.. but they do get to freakin huge sizes, and they are also prone to dropping on your head/face/lap/bong and are very prone to running down the outside of your car windows..
WOW! Ya…I will never sleep soundly again…BUT…I would like to know how these people let it get to this point. I mean if I seen a spider this big in my house, let a lone an egg sack as big as it is, It would have been gone LONG before hatching…
Jump up n down, screem while jumping up and down, run as fast as I could out into the street get the first person I saw to deal with them…. how I don't care just get rid.
they are just lil guys trying to make name for themselves in a world that's bigger than them……Except for that big one.. wait, they will grow up to be that big one……Nuke the bastards.
I need more explanation. How the F*CK did you not see that sh!t in your house earlier? And what happened immediately after this photo was taken?
I hate spiders. Get that sh!t outta my face!
Fuuck me, I had a small spider lay a nest somewhere in my room and little tiny spiders would occasionally come down on a string from the ceiling once… and I thought that was my worst nightmare..
Dude this looks like a common Australian huntsman Spider. Hairy but harmless.
BTW people that afraid of spiders make me laugh. A little experience and knowledge goes a long way when dealing with spiders, snakes etc. Identify don't cry!! Then again this is coming from an Australian. Our wildlife rocks it out compared to most countries.
The easiest thing to do in this situation would be release a facehugger into the room. It won't solve the spider problem, but you sure as hell won't be worrying about them any more… y'know, on account of the alien wanting to copulate with your face and lay eggs in your esophagus. see? easy.
Hold on there, Vietnam was the scene of some of the bloodiest, most insane ground battles ever. Young men were slaughtered wholesale on a daily basis to satisfy the blood lust of some politicians and military fanatics. So where is there space in this madness to think someone should be congratulated for surviving a "Creepy encounter with a spider"?
I think we move in different circles me and you Leo.
I’d much, much rather have these giant but harmless huntsman spiders than the relatively small female black widow I killed in my garage last week. Now THAT is scary – especially when you’ve got a toddler running around.
Thats some scary shizz, like one day i was getting changed, and pulled up my boxers, and was away to put my trousers on and realised there was a spider nest on the front the size of hand! i hate spiders
i concur with the 'huntsman' ID. which means its legs could span from 50 to 100mm. for american readers that's between 2 and 4 inches for an adult. most i have seen in houses and under the bark of trees measure about 60 or 70mm; around 2 1/2 inches across.
it's better to live in NZ. i prefer the small but deadly Katipo (red back) to this. i was forced to pause during the writing of this post to check the underside of my desk with a torch thought something moved out of the corner of my eye…just the modem lights blinking…. if i have dreams tonight, i will dream of CRUSHING and VANQUISHING (if all goes as usual)
…I should add that the colours used in this pic aren’t really accurate, and make the spider look scarier than one of these usually would. actually huntsman spiders come in many colours ranging from solid to variegated shades of brown to khaki. I’ve never seen a very dark-coloured or black one like this. the pic looks underexposed, and that’s probably the reason for the spider looking black.
What are you talking about i mean look at that look at all that money grab the big one and sell all those to suckers that love spiders YA YAH big moeny
I'm with Sarah – I love spiders and pretty much all insects, but this pic gives me the chills every time I see it. Maybe it's just imagining the heard-around-the-world shriek my wife would let out at the sight of it.
Looking for a house to but in NE Tennessee, the realtor took us to one we were interested in. The laundry room had a sump drain in it. Around the drain and pretty much covering the hole were hundreds of what I thought at first were toy rubber spiders. They weren’t toys.
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twisty58 wrote:
Ok. I'll never sleep again. Thanks.
Posted on 23-Jun-09 at 9:14 pm | Permalink
Phaedra wrote:
NOOO WAY! OMG I would freak out soooo bad.
Posted on 23-Jun-09 at 9:31 pm | Permalink
Haleigh wrote:
HOLY CRAP!!!!!
Posted on 23-Jun-09 at 10:20 pm | Permalink
Van Klimetz wrote:
I hate spiders!!! I jumped when the picture loaded. SCARY!!!
Posted on 23-Jun-09 at 10:50 pm | Permalink
Lindsey wrote:
Freaked me out. I don't know of a shoe in the world big enough to handle that job.
Posted on 23-Jun-09 at 10:52 pm | Permalink
Denise wrote:
Time for Wilsons 'One Shot'…aka 'Spiderban'. Might take more than one shot!! O.o
EEK!!!
Posted on 23-Jun-09 at 11:35 pm | Permalink
blueelm wrote:
Awesome! Why the hate?
Posted on 23-Jun-09 at 11:55 pm | Permalink
Doug wrote:
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Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 12:12 am | Permalink
Maria wrote:
That's what I'm always afraid of, that some undiscovered spider lays eggs in my room, and then they all come out… And this one seems to be huge… *shiver*
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 4:37 am | Permalink
poop wrote:
I would train them to clean my things
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 4:53 am | Permalink
tommy wrote:
I killed one in the house about a week ago. I did not see the babies. Now they are e v e r y w h e r e!!!!!!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 4:55 am | Permalink
Jeremy wrote:
This is nothing…when my dad was in Vietnam he fell asleep in his Rain Poncho while he was out watching guard post. He woke up with his arm burning and stinging. He pulled his poncho up and his arm looked like that ceiling, covered with babies spiders that had JUST hatched in his poncho. He was rushed to med. with a 104 fever. He spent 4 days in recovery. So yeah, this picture scares the sh** out of me.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 4:57 am | Permalink
Sarah wrote:
i love spiders they are one of my favourite animals…. but that's a bit much.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 4:57 am | Permalink
Spencer wrote:
Shit. that was frightening. I may never sleep again.
And sir who says he'd force the spiders to clean, you are awesome.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:02 am | Permalink
jerk head wrote:
’shopped. I can tell by the pixels.
Had to do it, I am never the first one!!
Posted on 23-Jun-09 at 10:11 pm | Permalink
shubu wrote:
I'd take a flame thrower to that shit…again and again and again.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:33 am | Permalink
jeff wrote:
nom nom nom
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:37 am | Permalink
photek wrote:
i want to sex you
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:37 am | Permalink
dumbledore wrote:
me too!!!!!!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:38 am | Permalink
Anon wrote:
We must obey our spider overlords at all costs.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:41 am | Permalink
Pro'Shop'Caller wrote:
^ LOL…I was gonna do that..then say I was kidding of course…
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:42 am | Permalink
blargh wrote:
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:44 am | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
cannot unsee…
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:59 am | Permalink
Uuxaul wrote:
There are two options in this situation… Flame thrower, or grenade. Because there isn't a can of bug spray in the world, big enough to take on that task.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:03 am | Permalink
Andy wrote:
I would vacumn them up at that stage then throw the vacumn in the bin Sharpish !!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:16 am | Permalink
Anon wrote:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:21 am | Permalink
Andy wrote:
Your name says it all Jerk Head,," I can tell by the pixels my ar*e" , get over yourself, you would not be able to tell by the pixels if it was done properly, have you not heard of resampling, and auto interlacing, you sir are a total plank ! There is one like you on every post board trying to make out you are a all seeing expect in the art of photo shopping. I wish planks like you would just accept a post for what it is instead of trying to show off!!!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:21 am | Permalink
yaya wrote:
Mother F*cker Holy Sh!t@=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:34 am | Permalink
whoaaohaoh wrote:
holy f*ck!! what has been seen cannot be unseen you do*che!
KILL IT! KILL IT!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:41 am | Permalink
Rizzle wrote:
Torch them suckas!!!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:43 am | Permalink
Lumancer wrote:
Gives me the heebie jeebies just looking at it >.>;;;;;
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 7:06 am | Permalink
john wrote:
Imagine the generation after this, hundreds of those huge fukers with thousands of babies… LOL, i just made someone cry.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 7:09 am | Permalink
sarah wrote:
Oh…. My… God…. *Cry.*
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 7:18 am | Permalink
Aaron wrote:
“Andy wrote:
Your name says it all Jerk Head,,” I can tell by the pixels my ar*e” , get over yourself, you would not be able to tell by the pixels if it was done properly, have you not heard of resampling, and auto interlacing, you sir are a total plank ! There is one like you on every post board trying to make out you are a all seeing expect in the art of photo shopping. I wish planks like you would just accept a post for what it is instead of trying to show off!!!”
Did you stop to think that he was being facetious maybe? You sir, are an idiot. Trying to one up and show off on something that was a joke makes you look like an ass. Congrats!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 12:34 am | Permalink
Kyle wrote:
You see, the invention of the flamethrower means that someone someday said "I wan't to burn the shit out of those people over there, but I'm too far away to do it"
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 7:46 am | Permalink
eiv wrote:
ok, but still, it's a mean spider – c'mon…
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 8:16 am | Permalink
adam wrote:
now my skin is crawling….effin a! Blech!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 8:17 am | Permalink
anonymous wrote:
i'd throw the vacuum away too
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 8:19 am | Permalink
Kat wrote:
That is fucked the fuck up
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 9:05 am | Permalink
MUHUHAHA wrote:
F**K I WAS F**KN SCARED SHITHOUSE
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 9:41 am | Permalink
Hikari101 wrote:
I have goose bumps…
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 9:46 am | Permalink
SPANKZ wrote:
I would burn my house down…………
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 10:25 am | Permalink
slaptogs wrote:
all the mini spiders are forming together to make a giant one! oh noes!!!
"NOW YOU WILL SEE OUR TRUE POWER!!"
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 10:48 am | Permalink
c00n3y wrote:
lol yeah I was thinking grenade, too.
more specifically the Pest Removal Team from "Family Guy" that comes in with automatics and grenades. Perfect.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 4:54 pm | Permalink
Leo wrote:
Props to your father for surviving probably one of the creepiest encounters with spiders back in 'Nam.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 4:55 pm | Permalink
Gary wrote:
The big ones are edible
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 4:58 pm | Permalink
robb wrote:
burn them all !!!
btw is this for real ?
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 4:59 pm | Permalink
LoaDerS wrote:
Once, I arrived home and there was a wild animal on my bed. It was the scariest day of my life.
I opened the bedroom door and there it was. It was an ugly wild animal. And it was so fast that my naked girlfriend was caught by surprise, while she was sleeping.
Now i'm affraid of black people… =(
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:01 pm | Permalink
Jay wrote:
i saw one's twice as big in the amazon…they're feakin scary as all hell
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:04 pm | Permalink
bradadad wrote:
What if you were up there about to take a picture and it jumped on your face and all the babies started running into every corner of the house. Muhahah. Sleep well my pretties.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:20 pm | Permalink
ButtChamber wrote:
Thats some Bamboon Tampoon stuff right there!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:34 pm | Permalink
Liz wrote:
aah huge spider!!!! *runs away very quickly*
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:36 pm | Permalink
Bob the Lob wrote:
I'd move out but I'd leave a few presents for the spiders…. ACTIVE GRENADES!!!!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:44 pm | Permalink
Alotta Fachayna wrote:
You can't start out with "This is nothing…." and end with "So yeah* this picture scares the sh** out of me" because you are contradicting yourself.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 5:55 pm | Permalink
The D wrote:
Wow… You really don't get that he was joking, do you? Here's a tip to save your blood pressure: Whenever someone says "I can tell by the pixels," they aren't being serious. It's a recurring joke on countless forums all over the internet.
Incidentally, "plank" seems like a fun word to use an an insult. I'm going to try it out. You should try Valium.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:01 pm | Permalink
Cat wrote:
I counted them….113 babies…..1 Mom
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:10 pm | Permalink
Gah wrote:
That is the the singular most horrifying thing I have ever seen. Thanks for the nightmares.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:12 pm | Permalink
catherine wrote:
i say move far far away. that thing looks invincible.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:15 pm | Permalink
Josh wrote:
Haha.. just like youtube all over again =D
I really don't understand how and why people get so stressed ¬¬
Ohh well, The D owned andyyy =D
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 6:23 pm | Permalink
Ivana Fukalat wrote:
Thank you, Alotta.
I was thinking the same thing.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 11:29 am | Permalink
tohellandbac wrote:
reminds me of my pet spider chomper when i was a child… dad sprayed him again a wall in the garage with silocon spray and smooshed him with a hammer… he's still there a martyr to his fellow spiders (my dad's a pussy and is scared of spiders and he was in the special forces the goon lol)
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 7:27 pm | Permalink
Nunco wrote:
This is pretty easily solved by a vacuum with a hose attachment.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 12:28 pm | Permalink
Moe wrote:
Animals? Haha…..
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 7:33 pm | Permalink
amy wrote:
Is this real????????? Okay me scared
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 7:35 pm | Permalink
Speedybright wrote:
Fight or flight? Flight for me please, I'm outta here!!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 7:44 pm | Permalink
PedlGonzales wrote:
I'm dead now! It'll eat humans!
I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 7:51 pm | Permalink
Garthok wrote:
use carb cleaner from an auto store like autozone, I use it on hornets it kills them almost instantly, better than any wasp spray should also work on spiders.
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 7:52 pm | Permalink
beep wrote:
i almost had a fucking panic attack…
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 8:18 pm | Permalink
Ski wrote:
Does anyone know what species of spider that is ?
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 8:41 pm | Permalink
Mr. Asian wrote:
I <3 spiders =]
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 1:57 pm | Permalink
Mango wrote:
Oh God… Ew. Just ew.
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 4:01 am | Permalink
Rob Wallace wrote:
C'mon you wussies…spiders is good eatin'
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 11:12 am | Permalink
yoyo wrote:
thats worse than holding a frickin' tarantula!!!!!!!
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 5:12 pm | Permalink
Walter wrote:
Jeremy, this is not 'Nam. This is teh Internets. There are rules.
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 5:20 pm | Permalink
acesplat wrote:
i would jut burn the house down
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 6:42 pm | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
The only thing that has to be done it so BURN those mofos.
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 7:28 pm | Permalink
anon wrote:
For someone who has been eaten alive by thousands of baby spiders in a hay loft at a very young age – this is a nightmare……have tried to get help with this phobia but it has failed. I admire people who can look at these creatures with affection….but this is enough to make me ill.
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 7:43 pm | Permalink
Arachnophilee wrote:
Looks like an Australian Huntsman. I've seen other pics while Stumbling around the web. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparassidae
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 8:37 pm | Permalink
MattyRawks wrote:
I would play the Jonas Brothers to them and they'd all commit suicide…
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 8:40 pm | Permalink
Extra wrote:
Yeh its a huntsman spider, you get them all the time in the house, they tend not to bite and i dont belive they are dangerous to humans. My old Gf was always trying to smash them up with a news paper or something, but they are good to have around cause they eat all the cockroaches.. but they do get to freakin huge sizes, and they are also prone to dropping on your head/face/lap/bong and are very prone to running down the outside of your car windows..
But She's so cute, all hairy and full of babies..
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 8:45 pm | Permalink
Pete wrote:
Now where did I put that f*ckin blowtorch
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 8:50 pm | Permalink
oura wrote:
hooooooly crap o_O;
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 9:09 pm | Permalink
chopps wrote:
awww they are adorable, why all the hate? they are just another being sharing this world with us..
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 9:46 pm | Permalink
The D's wife wrote:
Andy's post here was shopped.I can tell by the douchey words that it can not be real.
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 9:56 pm | Permalink
Kh21 wrote:
Use a goddamn bazooka!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 4:29 am | Permalink
stacek wrote:
that made me want to vomit.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 5:54 am | Permalink
RenRen wrote:
ok i’m am Gonna RUN NOW!!!! AHHHHH that was yuck,i will not sleep tonight or maybe never again, even Chuck Norris couldn’t handle that!
Posted on 25-Jun-09 at 11:48 pm | Permalink
beee wrote:
oh my fuckin god oh my fuckin god
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 7:37 am | Permalink
Jax wrote:
please for the love of god and all that is holy, tell me this is fake
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 7:39 am | Permalink
Angelica wrote:
it's TIME to find Your Soulmate NOW, Go GET HER, NOW!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 7:45 am | Permalink
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Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 7:51 am | Permalink
******* wrote:
Those were commas…
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 7:51 am | Permalink
TLC wrote:
I'd probably burn the vacuum. :3
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 8:48 am | Permalink
Shaina wrote:
I wish I could take back the last 2 minutes of my life back so I never saw this. Its freaking me out. I have goosebumps. Creepy as #ell.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 9:09 am | Permalink
Greven wrote:
KILL IT WITH FIRE! A LOT OF FIRE!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 9:42 am | Permalink
DaughterJudyK wrote:
awww. I want a tarantula. T_T
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 2:12 pm | Permalink
freakboy wrote:
Flame thrower, then a plasma gun, then a bige f*c(ing shoe, then the flame again, then the shoe, then call Dan Zimmern to come and eat that sh!t.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 2:51 pm | Permalink
dannahhh wrote:
holy crap!! burn it to death like in arachnaphobia!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 3:00 pm | Permalink
Myles wrote:
These are the days you actually need a flamethrower.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 4:02 pm | Permalink
Thomas wrote:
It would have to be the shoe belonging to that "Tallest Man in China/The World". I'd still rather use a shovel though…
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 4:17 pm | Permalink
saitokthx wrote:
psh in Pi there's billions of those in one house D: not surprised D:
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 4:27 pm | Permalink
no lasers wrote:
yay MURDER the damn spiders…..lets kill mindlessly what we dont understand….if you are afraid, then keep your distance..
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 4:46 pm | Permalink
Sun wrote:
O.K. Spiders a creeeeepy. But check out their webs. They are the greatest weavers of all. What determination!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 4:47 pm | Permalink
Lilith wrote:
i was thinking the same thing, oh please that that be fake
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 5:05 pm | Permalink
joshua J wrote:
do any of you know any good spider recipes?
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 5:08 pm | Permalink
dr. long balls wrote:
http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html...
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 5:11 pm | Permalink
Conspiracer wrote:
WOW! Ya…I will never sleep soundly again…BUT…I would like to know how these people let it get to this point. I mean if I seen a spider this big in my house, let a lone an egg sack as big as it is, It would have been gone LONG before hatching…
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 5:23 pm | Permalink
janjan wrote:
What's wrong with spiders?
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 5:31 pm | Permalink
MIchael wrote:
I second that motion. Whenever I lay down I'll be looking in the corners of the ceiling
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 5:40 pm | Permalink
Melissa wrote:
They look kind of fake to me. o_O
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 5:45 pm | Permalink
Hoss wrote:
im going to have troubles going to sleep too
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 6:04 pm | Permalink
JohnCandy wrote:
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 6:17 pm | Permalink
humble whore wrote:
me three!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 6:32 pm | Permalink
church wrote:
shopped
(jerk dick beat me too it)
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 6:32 pm | Permalink
grumble more wrote:
me four!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 6:33 pm | Permalink
humble dumble whore wrote:
oh and me too
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 6:33 pm | Permalink
Joe wrote:
Look at the pixelation around the big spider! Photoshopped!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 6:46 pm | Permalink
Natalie Bantz wrote:
Aww. Babies.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 6:54 pm | Permalink
Jesse Buck wrote:
i would sh*t myself if i saw that im my house
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 12:10 pm | Permalink
F THAT wrote:
Fuck tht i'd be out of there so fast man.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 12:32 pm | Permalink
F THAT wrote:
F*ck tht i'd be out of there so fast man.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 7:35 pm | Permalink
SpiderStepParent wrote:
I would take care of the babies while trying to make more babies with the mother! So I am like a spider step-parent!!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 8:14 pm | Permalink
Rusty wrote:
Jump up n down, screem while jumping up and down, run as fast as I could out into the street get the first person I saw to deal with them…. how I don't care just get rid.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 8:17 pm | Permalink
Spinner wrote:
your dad is pretty crap at "watching guard post" if he feel asleep
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 8:29 pm | Permalink
ujajfa wrote:
are you in allegiance with them?
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 8:31 pm | Permalink
justin wrote:
Burnz-o-matic!!!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 8:59 pm | Permalink
sir jorge wrote:
that is the type of stuff stephen king novels are written about
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 9:02 pm | Permalink
wendi johansen wrote:
i like to use a vacuum, but that would clog the hose. probably causing it to die and stink up my house.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 9:04 pm | Permalink
WOWOWOWO wrote:
they are just lil guys trying to make name for themselves in a world that's bigger than them……Except for that big one.. wait, they will grow up to be that big one……Nuke the bastards.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 9:05 pm | Permalink
zach wrote:
where's jeff daniels when you need him
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 9:19 pm | Permalink
Anoneemoose wrote:
One can of hairspray and a Bic lighter…problem solved.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 9:20 pm | Permalink
KTZ wrote:
it's Aragog!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 9:34 pm | Permalink
under score wrote:
me five!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 9:42 pm | Permalink
Laura wrote:
Oh My Good God!!!
I will have nightmares about this.
Seriously though, burning down the house is the only way to deal with that!!
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 9:50 pm | Permalink
EWOKDUNG wrote:
Breaded and deep fried ! Umm Umm Good !
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 10:49 pm | Permalink
Dave wrote:
Oh, I see my mother in law and the step kids have come over
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 12:19 pm | Permalink
vila wrote:
:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S
im terrified of piders…
m keybords gay sozit types bad
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 1:58 pm | Permalink
wheelz wrote:
hwd that happen
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 2:10 pm | Permalink
bubuuu wrote:
wow wtf reminds me to clean my house now
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 2:36 pm | Permalink
HMD wrote:
eep
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 2:51 pm | Permalink
Wilbur the Pig wrote:
Is it me, or does that web say 'Radiant'? … Charlotte?
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 3:00 pm | Permalink
Gomer wrote:
Awwww.
Spider puppies!
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 4:03 pm | Permalink
debbie wrote:
so funny!
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 4:32 pm | Permalink
Debbie wrote:
And me without my Raid.
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 4:34 pm | Permalink
ashley wrote:
I need more explanation. How the F*CK did you not see that sh!t in your house earlier? And what happened immediately after this photo was taken?
I hate spiders. Get that sh!t outta my face!
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 4:58 pm | Permalink
Joe wrote:
Nuke the site from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 5:26 pm | Permalink
Daniella wrote:
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 5:46 pm | Permalink
SpiderMan wrote:
That's of arachnophobia The movie, good flick but messed up. Damn it Wears john Goodman when you need him
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 6:37 pm | Permalink
holbik wolff wrote:
honey, where do we keep the flamethrowers?
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 7:36 pm | Permalink
Sheri wrote:
To Funny!!
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 7:54 pm | Permalink
Chris wrote:
Isn't this a pic from that movie Arachnophobia?
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 8:48 pm | Permalink
Psykoral wrote:
DAAAAAMNNNN. Where's Jeff Daniels and John Goodman when you need them?
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 9:18 pm | Permalink
tim wrote:
Time for a lighter and a can of spray
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 9:25 pm | Permalink
Qazaq wrote:
Are you retarded?
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 9:42 pm | Permalink
Qazaq wrote:
Yeah, I'd throw it away…but I'd would do it quickly, rather than Sharpish, as I'd rather not cut myself.
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 9:46 pm | Permalink
Art Vandelay wrote:
Scary, yes, but living in the New Mexico dessert, you get to the point where you shrug your shoulders when you see something like that.
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 10:15 pm | Permalink
patrice wrote:
i guess they have to be that big to catch the squirrels…
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 10:15 pm | Permalink
MWL wrote:
Mmm.. tastey
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 10:50 pm | Permalink
Sam wrote:
Fuuck me, I had a small spider lay a nest somewhere in my room and little tiny spiders would occasionally come down on a string from the ceiling once… and I thought that was my worst nightmare..
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 11:24 pm | Permalink
steven wrote:
aerosol can and a lighter problem solved
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 11:53 pm | Permalink
philosopher wrote:
why did you scared by spiders , it really nice to saw them in this situation
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 12:01 am | Permalink
Tui wrote:
Dude this looks like a common Australian huntsman Spider. Hairy but harmless.
BTW people that afraid of spiders make me laugh. A little experience and knowledge goes a long way when dealing with spiders, snakes etc. Identify don't cry!! Then again this is coming from an Australian. Our wildlife rocks it out compared to most countries.
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 12:01 am | Permalink
Pedro wrote:
Hair spray and a lighter……. Hair spray and a ligher, baby……. That's all I'm loving tonight…….
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 12:24 am | Permalink
BROse wrote:
dam……
Posted on 28-Jun-09 at 5:34 pm | Permalink
lmg wrote:
I love spiders!
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 1:26 am | Permalink
Pinktiger wrote:
If i woke up to that i would crap myself, scream, and then theyd probably fall into my mouth. thanks a lot, im now afraid of spiders
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 2:00 am | Permalink
james wrote:
chances are that spider isnt as big as the picture makes it look and those other spiders are probably just minescule
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 2:24 am | Permalink
Chelz wrote:
FUCK.
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 2:52 am | Permalink
terpsi wrote:
omg! is that for real?!O.O!!!
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 2:54 am | Permalink
jess wrote:
molotove cocktail that sh!t!
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 2:57 am | Permalink
Kim wrote:
I think I'd have a panic attack if I saw that in my room.
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 3:20 am | Permalink
maddy wrote:
but, there are TONS of them!
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 3:26 am | Permalink
allie wrote:
Was this part of the 'Arachnophobia: Where they are now' special?
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 4:41 am | Permalink
fartsniffer wrote:
Breed them and take over your town. Imagine threatening someone with a bunch of those things…it'd work.
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 5:47 am | Permalink
LPX wrote:
What!?
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 11:48 am | Permalink
theY4Kman wrote:
Lots of spiders means lots of other bugs.
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 4:21 pm | Permalink
panda wrote:
i don't think you could kill that thing with steel doc martens
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 4:27 pm | Permalink
Mee wrote:
LOL – I just told my kids I took this picture in the closet of their bedroom… I'm so mean!
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 5:09 pm | Permalink
eroticpanda wrote:
The easiest thing to do in this situation would be release a facehugger into the room. It won't solve the spider problem, but you sure as hell won't be worrying about them any more… y'know, on account of the alien wanting to copulate with your face and lay eggs in your esophagus. see? easy.
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 5:41 pm | Permalink
Hobittual wrote:
Hold on there, Vietnam was the scene of some of the bloodiest, most insane ground battles ever. Young men were slaughtered wholesale on a daily basis to satisfy the blood lust of some politicians and military fanatics. So where is there space in this madness to think someone should be congratulated for surviving a "Creepy encounter with a spider"?
I think we move in different circles me and you Leo.
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 7:12 pm | Permalink
Kayla wrote:
I'd be afraid for my life if I tried to kill that thing and didn't succeed O_O
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 8:00 pm | Permalink
mentok wrote:
FLAME THROWER!!!!
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 9:57 pm | Permalink
Luke wrote:
I’d much, much rather have these giant but harmless huntsman spiders than the relatively small female black widow I killed in my garage last week. Now THAT is scary – especially when you’ve got a toddler running around.
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 3:09 pm | Permalink
Broken wrote:
GET THE SHOTGUN
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 10:10 pm | Permalink
Kate wrote:
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 10:23 pm | Permalink
kiwi wrote:
fake
Posted on 29-Jun-09 at 10:35 pm | Permalink
pearljamcrazy wrote:
Holy crap, that huge one is freaking scary!!! Time to call the exterminator!
Posted on 30-Jun-09 at 12:28 am | Permalink
Richard Alpert wrote:
i saw this and then when i was reading the comments i felt something on my foot and screamed
Posted on 30-Jun-09 at 12:36 am | Permalink
gaga wrote:
;/ killing an innocent creature isnt right, even if your afraid of it.
Posted on 30-Jun-09 at 1:46 am | Permalink
Arachniphobic wrote:
O.O GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Posted on 30-Jun-09 at 3:52 am | Permalink
dan wrote:
o… m… g…
Posted on 30-Jun-09 at 5:44 pm | Permalink
Lawson wrote:
Thats what you get for falling asleep on watch.
Posted on 30-Jun-09 at 6:46 pm | Permalink
I like lore wrote:
me six!
Posted on 02-Jul-09 at 4:59 am | Permalink
Kondrup wrote:
Kill it with ze fire! But after they cleaned your room XD
Posted on 03-Jul-09 at 10:28 am | Permalink
emiP wrote:
first words that came out:
hoah-lyy shiiit.
Posted on 04-Jul-09 at 11:31 am | Permalink
Terry wrote:
It's her house now.
Posted on 04-Jul-09 at 8:39 pm | Permalink
Stevert wrote:
Thats some scary shizz, like one day i was getting changed, and pulled up my boxers, and was away to put my trousers on and realised there was a spider nest on the front the size of hand! i hate spiders
Posted on 05-Jul-09 at 4:31 pm | Permalink
Dude wrote:
HOLY SHIT! I think we need a bigger newspaper..lol
Posted on 08-Jul-09 at 4:27 am | Permalink
lizzil wrote:
wow -scary…I love it!
Posted on 09-Jul-09 at 2:40 am | Permalink
h_z wrote:
i concur with the 'huntsman' ID. which means its legs could span from 50 to 100mm. for american readers that's between 2 and 4 inches for an adult. most i have seen in houses and under the bark of trees measure about 60 or 70mm; around 2 1/2 inches across.
thought something moved out of the corner of my eye…just the modem lights blinking…. if i have dreams tonight, i will dream of CRUSHING and VANQUISHING (if all goes as usual)
it's better to live in NZ. i prefer the small but deadly Katipo (red back) to this. i was forced to pause during the writing of this post to check the underside of my desk with a torch
Posted on 12-Jul-09 at 6:07 pm | Permalink
h_z wrote:
…I should add that the colours used in this pic aren’t really accurate, and make the spider look scarier than one of these usually would. actually huntsman spiders come in many colours ranging from solid to variegated shades of brown to khaki. I’ve never seen a very dark-coloured or black one like this. the pic looks underexposed, and that’s probably the reason for the spider looking black.
Posted on 14-Jul-09 at 8:41 am | Permalink
Pablo Perez wrote:
What are you talking about i mean look at that look at all that money grab the big one and sell all those to suckers that love spiders YA YAH big moeny
Posted on 14-Jul-09 at 9:31 pm | Permalink
Sayne wrote:
I'm with Sarah – I love spiders and pretty much all insects, but this pic gives me the chills every time I see it. Maybe it's just imagining the heard-around-the-world shriek my wife would let out at the sight of it.
Posted on 19-Jul-09 at 5:51 am | Permalink
ROISIN wrote:
THAT WAS SCARY! the little ones loaded first and that was creepy and then A BIG SPIDER
Posted on 20-Jul-09 at 5:27 am | Permalink
matt fagley wrote:
Posted on 20-Jul-09 at 7:24 pm | Permalink
chrissssssssssssss wrote:
fuck that i've give them an eviction notice
Posted on 23-Jul-09 at 6:08 am | Permalink
SCAREDOFSPIDERS wrote:
STOP TAKING PICTURES YOUR CRAZY FUCKER AND RUN
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Posted on 24-Jul-09 at 11:36 pm | Permalink
-dan z- wrote:
Looking for a house to but in NE Tennessee, the realtor took us to one we were interested in. The laundry room had a sump drain in it. Around the drain and pretty much covering the hole were hundreds of what I thought at first were toy rubber spiders. They weren’t toys.
No, we didn’t buy the house.
Posted on 26-Jul-09 at 9:29 am | Permalink
ahart wrote:
i would poke it with a stick, that would piss it off.
Posted on 27-Jul-09 at 5:06 am | Permalink
elliott wrote:
deoderant and lighter at the ready!
Posted on 27-Jul-09 at 11:12 am | Permalink
Guy wrote:
Hairspray + Lighter = Problem solved.
Posted on 27-Jul-09 at 4:05 pm | Permalink
Megan wrote:
OH HELL NO!
Posted on 27-Jul-09 at 7:04 pm | Permalink
Shaz wrote:
Holy F*cking Shyt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG ITS A REAL LIFE MONSTER
Posted on 27-Jul-09 at 8:12 pm | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
You guys are idiots. No spider in the world is that big. either a shoop or just a toy. Calm down.
Posted on 01-Aug-09 at 1:23 am | Permalink
lex33 wrote:
How in the world could someone let it get that bad?
i wonder what the rest of the house looks like!
Posted on 03-Aug-09 at 4:20 am | Permalink
Leah wrote:
it's beautiful
Posted on 10-Aug-09 at 1:34 am | Permalink
Anun y mouse wrote:
Flaming Grenades. Make it happen. NOW.
Posted on 22-Aug-09 at 11:37 am | Permalink
fart club wrote:
Awwww, Charlotte's babies are so CUTE! Wilber, come look at this miracle of life! Yes… come closer… we like pork!
Posted on 20-Oct-09 at 2:03 pm | Permalink
Jones wrote:
not scared of spiders, and still that creeps me out.
Posted on 19-Nov-09 at 5:38 am | Permalink